A Quickie – Humor
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit walks …
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The Big Squeeze – Humor
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the …
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Give Her A Loan – Humor
An Irish couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hpoker: She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says. “Stand in …
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Arrest Me – Humor
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/ West Virginia Stateline. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, …
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Prayer That Should Not End – Humor
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist “If he could have a c0ndom explaining that his girlfriend has invited him for dinner and I think she …
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Swim or Screw – Humor
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says “John what are you …
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Good Trade – Humor
Mike was driving home from a long business trip in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was …
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A Direct Line To Heaven – Humor
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , thinking that he would …
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Stupidity Has No Limit – Humor
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The Blonde Guy replies, “well I’ve …
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An Italian Funeral – Humor
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black hearse was followed by …
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