Pirate In A Bar – Humor

Pirate In A Bar - Pirate In A Bar - Humor

A pirate walks into a pub. Another patron, having never met a pirate before, wants to know the stories behind the battle scars.

He buys the pirate a pint, and strikes up a conversation.

“How’d you get the peg leg?”

“Shark took off me leg in the South Seas.”

“How about that hook?”

“Lost the hand in a sword fight.”

“And the eye patch?”

“Seagull pooped in me eye.”

“Are seagull droppings really that dangerous?”

“No, but it were me first day with the hook.”