Guy walks into a bar. Tells the bartender to set ’em up for the house and tells the bartender to have one himself. The bartender presents the guy with the bill. The guy says, “I ain’t got no money”. The bartender bum-rushes the guy out the door and throws him into the street.
Next night, same guy walks in and and tells the bartender to set up doubles for the house and says to the bartender “Just to show I ain’t got no hard feelings about last night, pour yourself a double too”. The bartender presents the guy with the bill. The guy says, “I told you last night, I ain’t got no money!” “Why you dirty SOB” says the bartender as he once again tosses the guy into the street.,
Next night, the guy’s back. “Set up triples for the house”, he says, “but, no, no, not for you”. “Why not me”, says the bartender. “Because, you get mean when you drink!!”